Friday, October 30, 2009

The Bulk REO Sales

Dear Fellow Investor,

The biggest problem dealing with Bulk REO sellers today is that
most folks aren't direct with the seller!

Dealing with flakes doesn't make you any money at all. Daisy chains
won't make you any money either.

To borrow from the Jeff Foxworthy's "You May Be A Redneck If...",
attached is our continued parody called "You Are Not Direct With
The Seller If":

6. They have more misspellings than a 2nd Grader on their emails.

5. They call you weekends, e-mail you everyday looking to find out
when the deal is going to close.

4. All assets are “performing”; however, the last paid through
date was 6 months ago.

3. They want a fee agreement before sending you anything.

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